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knightsofroundiv(Warning: there are mentions of needles in this story)
"Keep the Jokes in Regulation" 1:
(location: common room)
Figaro: Sigh...
*footsteps*
Lennox: Dr. Figaro, is there something wrong? Are you feeling unwell?
Figaro: Mmm, rather than my health, I was thinking about my future, and, well...
Lennox: If you're alright with speaking to me about it, I'd be happy to listen.
Figaro: Talk about it with you?
Lennox: Yes.
If you're sighing, then everyone will be worried.
Figaro: ... True, I'm the one who's the doctor, so it kinda defeats the purpose if I'm the one who worries people.
Lennox: That's right.
Figaro: Thing is, ever since we came to the Magic Manor, I haven't treated anyone medically, so I'm worried that I've lost my touch.
Lennox: Lost your touch...
Figaro: If the time comes when I have to treat someone because they're sick or injured, I feel like I might make a huge mistake, so I'm worried.
Lennox: ... I see.
Figaro: Oh, I know. Will you let me practice giving people shots on you since it's been so long?
Lennox: Practice... giving people shots...?
Figaro: When the time comes, I don't want to traumatize my patient. I'm counting on you, you know?
"Keep the Jokes in Regulation" 2:
(location: common room)
Figaro: I'm counting on you, Lennox. It's going to be just a little pinch, okay?
Lennox: Even if you say it'll just be "a little"... I'm not sick right now.
Figaro: If Mitile gets sick and I can't give him an injection, it might drag out. Ahh, poor, sweet Mitile.
Lennox: ...
Figaro: Or maybe I'll mess up, and I'll end up having to jab him several times. Mitile might cry.
Lennox: ....... Mitile...
Figaro: You don't want to see his crying face either, right?
Lennox: Well, that is... true...
*rustling*
Figaro: Ooh, so you'll let me practice on you?
Lennox: ... Yes. If you're alright with it being me, please feel free.
Figaro: ...... Sorry, Lennox. Mmphaha...
Lennox: What's wrong?
Figaro: Ahaha! Kidding! I was just messing around with you.
Even if it's me we're talking about, I wouldn't give a shot to someone who doesn't even have anything wrong with them.
See, lately everyday's been pretty peaceful, so I was kinda bored. Sorry for troubling you.
Lennox: ... Dr. Figaro.
*crack*
Figaro: Hey, hey, Lennox. There's no need to get so mad, you know? I was only messing with you a little bit.
Lennox: ...
*swipe*
Figaro: Whoa!
Lennox: ... I was just kidding.
FIgaro: Jeez, don't scare me like that.
Lennox: Since you said that you were bored, I just decided to return the favor.
I thought it would be nice if you enjoyed that, but if I scared you, my apologies.
Figaro: You were trying to entertain me...? Your jokes are pretty hard to get.
Lennox: I would rather not hear that from you.
Card Episode: "A Questionable Joke":
Akira: Lennox, I heard from Figaro that it seemed like you were about to hit him, but what happened to make that situation come about?
Lennox: Ah, that. We were just jesting with each other. It was a joke.
Akira: Oh, okay, that surprised me! So you tell jokes, too, Lennox.
Lennox: In the past, I didn't, but I got quite used to it after being in the Southern Country.
Akira: Really? How?
Lennox: There's a competition where you have to tell jokes. Last year, Rutile won the competition.
Akira: So there's a competition like that!
Lennox: That was a joke.
Akira: ......?
Lennox: Haha... Master Sage, you're quite easy to fool.
Akira: Ah, you mean that there being a competition was a joke.
Lennox: Yes. I may have gotten more used to jokes because I started to interact with Dr. Figaro more often.
That person's jokes are quite questionable, you see.
Akira: What kind of jokes has he told you?
Lennox: Rather than told... One night, Master Faust, who I had been looking for for so long, visited my house.
I was shocked and went outside, and I saw that there were many Master Fausts outside my house. They all said this at the same time.
Lennox: "Baa baa."
Akira: Ahh... He turned the sheep into Faust with magic, right?
Lennox: That's right.
Akira: That is quite the questionable joke, yes...
Lennox: As you'd expect, I went to Dr. Figaro's clinic and kicked down his door to make a complaint to him.
"Keep the Jokes in Regulation" 1:
(location: common room)
Figaro: Sigh...
*footsteps*
Lennox: Dr. Figaro, is there something wrong? Are you feeling unwell?
Figaro: Mmm, rather than my health, I was thinking about my future, and, well...
Lennox: If you're alright with speaking to me about it, I'd be happy to listen.
Figaro: Talk about it with you?
Lennox: Yes.
If you're sighing, then everyone will be worried.
Figaro: ... True, I'm the one who's the doctor, so it kinda defeats the purpose if I'm the one who worries people.
Lennox: That's right.
Figaro: Thing is, ever since we came to the Magic Manor, I haven't treated anyone medically, so I'm worried that I've lost my touch.
Lennox: Lost your touch...
Figaro: If the time comes when I have to treat someone because they're sick or injured, I feel like I might make a huge mistake, so I'm worried.
Lennox: ... I see.
Figaro: Oh, I know. Will you let me practice giving people shots on you since it's been so long?
Lennox: Practice... giving people shots...?
Figaro: When the time comes, I don't want to traumatize my patient. I'm counting on you, you know?
"Keep the Jokes in Regulation" 2:
(location: common room)
Figaro: I'm counting on you, Lennox. It's going to be just a little pinch, okay?
Lennox: Even if you say it'll just be "a little"... I'm not sick right now.
Figaro: If Mitile gets sick and I can't give him an injection, it might drag out. Ahh, poor, sweet Mitile.
Lennox: ...
Figaro: Or maybe I'll mess up, and I'll end up having to jab him several times. Mitile might cry.
Lennox: ....... Mitile...
Figaro: You don't want to see his crying face either, right?
Lennox: Well, that is... true...
*rustling*
Figaro: Ooh, so you'll let me practice on you?
Lennox: ... Yes. If you're alright with it being me, please feel free.
Figaro: ...... Sorry, Lennox. Mmphaha...
Lennox: What's wrong?
Figaro: Ahaha! Kidding! I was just messing around with you.
Even if it's me we're talking about, I wouldn't give a shot to someone who doesn't even have anything wrong with them.
See, lately everyday's been pretty peaceful, so I was kinda bored. Sorry for troubling you.
Lennox: ... Dr. Figaro.
*crack*
Figaro: Hey, hey, Lennox. There's no need to get so mad, you know? I was only messing with you a little bit.
Lennox: ...
*swipe*
Figaro: Whoa!
Lennox: ... I was just kidding.
FIgaro: Jeez, don't scare me like that.
Lennox: Since you said that you were bored, I just decided to return the favor.
I thought it would be nice if you enjoyed that, but if I scared you, my apologies.
Figaro: You were trying to entertain me...? Your jokes are pretty hard to get.
Lennox: I would rather not hear that from you.
Card Episode: "A Questionable Joke":
Akira: Lennox, I heard from Figaro that it seemed like you were about to hit him, but what happened to make that situation come about?
Lennox: Ah, that. We were just jesting with each other. It was a joke.
Akira: Oh, okay, that surprised me! So you tell jokes, too, Lennox.
Lennox: In the past, I didn't, but I got quite used to it after being in the Southern Country.
Akira: Really? How?
Lennox: There's a competition where you have to tell jokes. Last year, Rutile won the competition.
Akira: So there's a competition like that!
Lennox: That was a joke.
Akira: ......?
Lennox: Haha... Master Sage, you're quite easy to fool.
Akira: Ah, you mean that there being a competition was a joke.
Lennox: Yes. I may have gotten more used to jokes because I started to interact with Dr. Figaro more often.
That person's jokes are quite questionable, you see.
Akira: What kind of jokes has he told you?
Lennox: Rather than told... One night, Master Faust, who I had been looking for for so long, visited my house.
I was shocked and went outside, and I saw that there were many Master Fausts outside my house. They all said this at the same time.
Lennox: "Baa baa."
Akira: Ahh... He turned the sheep into Faust with magic, right?
Lennox: That's right.
Akira: That is quite the questionable joke, yes...
Lennox: As you'd expect, I went to Dr. Figaro's clinic and kicked down his door to make a complaint to him.